HOLY
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING
WHAT EVEN IS THIS
Thomas the Tank Engine + 50 cent. Always reblog.
THE BEST EVER
“One child is holding something that’s been banned in America to protect them. Guess which one?”
Wait a moment, is that Little Red Riding Hood?
That’s a banned book? Are you fucking kidding me?
Only a couple of variations of Little Red Riding Hood were banned, due to wine being one of the things in the basket.
It means books have been banned
not little red riding hood specifically
Guys.
It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND MY EXCITEMENT
did you ever notice
hole and whole are basically opposites.
yet they sound the sameprayer circle for everyone who has to learn english as second language
(Source: quiescense)
Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
(Source: fredydecisive)
I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT
JOHN NEEDS TO SEE THIS.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Ed Sheeran ft. Passenger - No Diggity / Thrift Shop (cover)
“this is about as gangster as two folk singers can get”
(Source: edsdick)